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I'm Booked and Emotionally Unavailable — Illustrated Edition

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She's not emotionally unavailable because something is wrong. She's emotionally unavailable because something is very right — specifically, 300 pages in, slow burn about to pay off, she absolutely cannot be interrupted right now.

I'm booked and emotionally unavailable.

The Spicy Book Club mood knows this feeling precisely. The fictional men have her whole heart at the moment. The plot has her full attention. Her real life will still be there when she surfaces — probably tomorrow, definitely after this chapter, possibly after the next one too.

VALENTINA — Spicy Book Club — this is her reading hours protected in sticker form

She's the one who silences her phone mid-chapter without guilt. Who sets an "I'm reading" boundary the same way other people set work boundaries — firmly, cheerfully, and with complete confidence that the book is worth it. The illustrated books with their knowing eyes are her books. They have opinions. They have lashes. They are judging everyone who interrupts her.

Put it on her Kindle case. Her reading tumbler. Her laptop she brings to the coffee shop where she reads for three hours and orders one drink. Give it to the friend who texts back "can't, reading" and means it every single time.

The Details

Design — Bold typography with illustrated pink cartoon book stack featuring expressive lash eyes, playful and warm

Sizes — Small (2"×2") / Medium (3"×3") / Large (4"×4")

Finish options — Matte / Glossy / Holographic (+$1)

Material — Premium printable vinyl, water-resistant

Application — Kindle cases, water bottles, laptops, travel mugs, phone cases

Care — Wipe clean with damp cloth; not dishwasher safe

The book has her whole heart. She'll be back eventually.

Shop the Spicy Book Club collection — VALENTINA picked everything here. 📚💋

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1. Returns: We accept returns within 30 days from the date of purchase. The item must be in its original condition, unworn, and with all tags attached. Simply contact our customer support team to initiate the return process.

2. Refunds: Once we receive the returned item and verify its condition, we'll process your refund promptly. Refunds will be issued in the original form of payment, allowing you to shop with confidence.

3. Custom-Made Items: Please note that custom-made items, such as personalized designs or specially tailored pieces, are exempt from our standard return policy. However, if there's an issue with the customization or quality, please contact us, and we'll find a suitable solution.

4. Shipping Costs: While we gladly cover the shipping costs for defective or incorrect items, return shipping for other reasons may be the responsibility of the customer.

Remember, your satisfaction is our top priority. If you have any questions or concerns, don't hesitate to reach out to our dedicated customer support team. We're here to assist you throughout the return and refund process.

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2. Processing Time: Once you place an order, we will process it within 1-3 business days. Please note that custom-made or personalized items may require additional processing time.

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