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NSFW Incident Report Filed Edition & Overflowing Edition — Individual Die-Cut Sticker

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You were not prepared. You were not warned. You would like to speak to someone about what that author did.

NSFW Incident Report. Confidential. The spice was illegal. I'm calling HR.

There should be a form for this. A process. Some kind of regulatory body that reviews what certain authors are allowed to put in chapter seventeen with zero warning and no cool-down period. You read it once and your whole nervous system filed a complaint. You read it again because apparently you enjoy the violation. The report has been documented. The evidence is in the margins. You are absolutely calling HR, and by HR you mean your book club group chat, and by calling you mean sending seventeen voice memos and a tier list.

VALENTINA — Spicy Book Club — reaches for this one first.

She puts this on her reading tote — the one she brings to every book club meeting — because it immediately tells everyone else in the room exactly what kind of reader she is and exactly which shelf her recommendations come from. She gives it to the friend who just texted her "I need you to explain what I just read" at 1am, the one who has crossed over. That's her person. That's her sticker.

Stick it on your Kindle case, your Stanley, your reading journal, or your tote. Put it anywhere that invites the right kind of conversation.

The Details — Die-cut sticker with white border. Two editions for two stages of the reading incident:

✦ Filed Edition — Cream and tan folder with red "CONFIDENTIAL" stamp, flame-tipped folder tabs, fire and chili pepper accents. Structured, official, and deeply unhinged. The chaos is organized.

✦ Overflowing Edition — Golden yellow worn folder with a rolled incident report visibly spilling out the top. Scattered chili peppers and flame accents. The feelings would not stay in the folder. HR has been notified.

Both editions available in matte, glossy, and holographic finish.

Sizes — Small (2"×2") / Medium (3"×3") / Large (4"×4")

Finish options — Matte / Glossy / Holographic (+$1)

Material — Premium printable vinyl, water-resistant

Application — Water bottles, laptops, travel mugs, phone cases, journals

Care — Wipe clean with damp cloth; not dishwasher safe

The report has been filed. HR is not ready

Shop the Spicy Book Club collection — VALENTINA picked everything here. 📚💋

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